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a-void-reality:

I am Squidward Tentacles on so many levels.

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50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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